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Stephanie Pearl-McPhee's deepest wish is that everyone understand that knitting is at least as fun as baseball and way cooler than the evil looped path of crochet. Every project, from a misshapen hat to the most magnificent sweater, holds a story. Yarn Harlot tells all those stories with humor, insight, and sympathy for the obsessed.
Over 50 million people in America knit. The average knitter spends between $500 and $1,700 a year on yarn, patterns, needles, and books. No longer just a fad or a hobby, knitting has advanced to a lifestyle.
Yarn Harlot: The Secret Life of a Knitter moves beyond instructions and patterns into the purest elements of knitting: obsession, frustration, reflection, and fun. Stephanie Pearl-McPhee's humorous and poignant essays find humor in knitting an enormous afghan that requires a whopping 30 balls of wool, having a husband with size 13 feet who loves to wear hand-knit socks, and earns her yarn harlot title with her love of any new yarn--she'll quickly drop an old project for the fresh saucy look of a new interesting yarn.
Since the upsurge in knitting began in the early '90s, the number of women under 45 who knit has doubled. Knitting is no longer a hobby for just grandmothers--women and men of all ages are embracing this art. Describing its allure is best left to Stephanie who explains: It is a well-known fact that knitting is a sparkling form of entertainment, as spiritual as yoga, as relaxing as a massage, and as funny as Erma Bombeck trapped in a PTA meeting.
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Should be mandatory reading for Knitters Anonymous
Ms. Pearl-McPhee is a dedicated (obsessed?) knitter who is not afraid to admit to her reading public that she might have "stash" issues and that "Marital relations" do cut into her knitting time. Anyone who has been knitting for a while will recognize her lace shawl experience, coveting yarn that will probably never leave the "core stash," and the wild exuberance that makes one think that one can complete knitted gifts for their entire family if one starts in November. Nothing deep here, but provides lots of chuckles for the knitting addict.
Hilarious! A great gift for every knitter in your life!
Laugh one knit two laugh four purl two
I don't read her blog, although I had heard of her before, so to me all this material is new. (I think another reviewer said much of this book can be found online in her blogs, but who wants to wade through all that stuff on the computer?) From her first knitting story, "The Green Afghan," she had me hooked. I never thought I would be able to say it, but I can totally relate. (Ironically, I picked up this book shortly after finishing a would-have-been full-size blanket for my mother-in-law that quickly became a smaller lap throw for her couch!)
You have to either laugh at her misadventures or be horrified that someone could be THAT obsessed with knitting. (While I do have a huge stash, it's at least contained in one dresser in one room, unlike Pearl-McPhee's, which, if she is to be believed, is everywhere in her house.) I chose the first option, because, being a knitter myself, I understand the mania. I may not have done it myself first hand, but I can understand what she's thinking.
"Yarn Harlot" has funny moments, sad moments ("What Her Hands Won't Do") and sweet moments. Knitting is so much a part of Pearl-McPhee that it overflows (apparently literally!) into her everyday life. If you're a knitter, or live with/are good friends with a knitter, you'll probably like this book. If you're not and have no interest in knitting (in that case, why are you even on this page?) you'll probably be horrified at Pearl-McPhee's out-of-control knitting world.
It's not brain surgery...or even a book about brain surgery
The Mistress of the Yarn Stash.....
Anyway, a great series of excerpts from her blog. May she continue to write and knit forever!
Stephanie has a brilliant wit and wonderful voice. What a gift to all of us!
read this book and take a wild ride
It really is okay to be crazy about knitting
Profitable, publishable, and pleasurable
The author is a Cancer, born July 7th(?), and as someone who studies astrology, I see some interesting traits. Pearl-McPhee's life revolves around home and family, she is a hoarder/stasher, she has a good sense of humor, and is a "superb craft worker," (K.I.S.S. Guide to Astrology) plus, she's a writer, as many Cancers and moon-influenced people are.
I laughed at the vile beast of a squirrel stealing her wool and the sweater who wrote her a letter (Dear Harloting Trollop...). I screamed (to myself, of course) in horror at the moth larvae in her Aran sweater and approved of the obsessive way she "fumigated."(I'm the same way with my books.) Even the cover is clever with a surprised sheep being unraveled. Plus there are other essays about lost tape measures, her first lace attempt (her neighbors thought it was crochet), keeping your stash hidden from loved ones, the "freakin' birds" sweater, her futile, desperate attempts to get her allergic friend to wear wool, a rant about crochet (I'm a "double agent," according to her), a great essay about knitting (and how a brain surgeon said it was hard), T.A.K.E. (Team Against Knitting Enjoyment aka her family), and an ordeal involving a double pointed needle. Even the chapter headings are clever (of course): "The Red Wool of Courage" and "Twenty Thousand Skeins Under the Bed: Or, Stash and Why You Want It."
Ms. Pearl-McPhee is definitely wild (and obsessive) about knitting; it's certainly proven to be profitable, publishable, and pleasurable for her.
Will have you laughing out loud!
I Laughed Out Loud- Many Times
This book is most greatly appreciated by someone who has been knitting for a while and has a more-than basic knowledge of the stitches and yarns, et cetera.
Yarn Harlot: Secret Life of a Knitter
Laugh Out Loud Funny Essays from a Knitter with a Capital K
Short essays comprise each chapter, stories about the author's knitting experiences past and present. Pearl-McPhee has a knack for storytelling as well as creating with yarn and knitting needles. I smiled and laughed out loud through the whole book.
Not wanting it to end, I resisted the temptation to read it straight through in one sitting and instead parsed it out as bedtime reading when I was too tired to keep knitting but too alert to go to sleep. The alternative to reading this and to stay on-topic with knitting was to knitting books or magazines which often inspire me to want to start more projects and to go out buy more yarn or made me realize I was not yet skillful enough to make something that looked fantastic (that brings me down). Instead reading these hilarious stories allowed me to think about knitting with comic relief, a perfect before-bed mindset to put oneself into. I can imagine re-reading these stories in the future as they are so funny and are worth re-reading.
I can't wait to read the author's other titles with stories by Pearl-McPhee, AT KNIT'S END, FREE-RANGE KNITTER and THINGS I LEARNED FROM KNITTING (WHETHER I WANTED TO OR NOT).
Also by this author, KNITTING RULES is a great book about knitting basics, not funny stories, but it was very helpful to me as a new knitter for giving me the `real low down' on what I needed to know.
Readers can also read the authors blog for more snippets of her thoughts and experiences.
Clever, witty, and none too serious
Yarn Harlot: The Secret Life of a Knitter
Actually, it is set up as a roller-coaster, I felt a little crazy crying and then laughing and then crying and then crying with laughter.
You just have to read it. I became a follower of YH's blog after I picked this up on a whim from my favorite bookstore, Tattered Cover in LODO. Point being, all of it was new material for me.
Now I'm off to order up another helping, which I will savor slowly.
Like bubble gum music for the reader
Yarn Harlot: The Secret Life of a Knitter
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The poignant pieces are very moving; one made me sniffle late into the night. If you've had the experience written about in this essay, you will be tearing up over your merino, too.
The knitting essay is a lovely art; like knitting, it can be picked up for just a few moments and you feel satisfied. Stephanie does it the best!